Try to find a girl in a DDBB

Hoy he acabado discutiendo con mi Gestor de Bases de Datos:

> SET CONN = SERVER.CREATEOBJECT(ADODB.CONNECTION)
> CONN.OPEN “MUNDO_REAL”
> SQL = SELECT * FROM CHICAS, DIDE WHERE CHICAS.SIMPATIA >=8 AND CHICAS.INTELIGENCIA >= 8 AND CHICAS.CUERPO >= 8 AND CHICAS.GUSTOS = DIDE.GUSTOS ORDER BY CHICAS.POBLACION DESC
> SET INTENTO_01 = CONN.EXECUTE(SQL)
* ERROR: NO RESULTS FOUND ( TRY TO CHANGE: “DIDE.GUSTOS = CHICAS.GUSTOS)
> // Arfff
> SQL = SELECT * FROM CHICAS, DIDE WHERE CHICAS.GUSTOS = DIDE.GUSTOS ORDER BY SIMPATIA ASC, INTELIGENCIA ASC, CUERPO ASC
> SET INTENTO_02 = CONN.EXECUTE(SQL)
* ERROR: TO MANY RESULTS ( TRY TO INCLUDE MORE CONDITIONALS )
> // Argggh
> SQL = F**K OFF
> SET TRAGATE_ESTO = CONN.EXECUTE(SQL)
* ERROR: IM DDBB CONSOLE, I CANT DO THIS ( TRY TO SLEEP )
> FOR I = 0 TO -1 STEP 1 CONN.EXECUTE(F**KING MACHINE)
* ERROR: OVERLFLOW, SYSTEM SHUTDOWN ( TRY TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND )
> /Cry

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