Try to find a girl in a DDBB

Hoy he acabado discutiendo con mi Gestor de Bases de Datos:

> SET CONN = SERVER.CREATEOBJECT(«ADODB.CONNECTION«)
> CONN.OPEN «MUNDO_REAL»
> SQL = «SELECT * FROM CHICAS, DIDE WHERE CHICAS.SIMPATIA >=8 AND CHICAS.INTELIGENCIA >= 8 AND CHICAS.CUERPO >= 8 AND CHICAS.GUSTOS = DIDE.GUSTOS ORDER BY CHICAS.POBLACION DESC»
> SET INTENTO_01 = CONN.EXECUTE(SQL)
* ERROR: NO RESULTS FOUND ( TRY TO CHANGE: «DIDE.GUSTOS = CHICAS.GUSTOS» )
> // Arfff
> SQL = «SELECT * FROM CHICAS, DIDE WHERE CHICAS.GUSTOS = DIDE.GUSTOS ORDER BY SIMPATIA ASC, INTELIGENCIA ASC, CUERPO ASC»
> SET INTENTO_02 = CONN.EXECUTE(SQL)
* ERROR: TO MANY RESULTS ( TRY TO INCLUDE MORE CONDITIONALS )
> // Argggh
> SQL = «F**K OFF»
> SET TRAGATE_ESTO = CONN.EXECUTE(SQL)
* ERROR: IM DDBB CONSOLE, I CANT DO THIS ( TRY TO SLEEP )
> FOR I = 0 TO -1 STEP 1 CONN.EXECUTE(«F**KING MACHINE«)
* ERROR: OVERLFLOW, SYSTEM SHUTDOWN ( TRY TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND )
> /Cry

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